Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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