How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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