I CAN MOONWALK!
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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