oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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