Taylor Swift is so right about you.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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