Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
