You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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