Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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