I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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