I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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