nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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