You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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