i wish peter jackson would direct porn
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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