lets start a swedish sibling band together
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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