Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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