I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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