no. you can't hotbox the world.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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