It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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