my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
