even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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