420 ftw
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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