the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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