we're blogging at a bar
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You're a waste of cheezeits
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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