i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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