we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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