Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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