No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
How external is "for external use only"?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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