why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Randomize
