Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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