they need to just BURY HIM!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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