I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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