I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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