I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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