yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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