Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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