she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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