She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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