So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Alive.
So much puke
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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