I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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