just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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