Already got asked if we're dating
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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