why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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