TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He better not be in your backpack
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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