My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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