Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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