I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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