Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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