U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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