So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
