id be glad to
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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