He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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