You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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