it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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