When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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