the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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