Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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