Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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